Dateline Lelystad

Dateline Lelystad – FK News reports that,as expected, the ‘Lelystad Six’ were, this morning subjected to a pincer movement from the secretive and seldom-seen ,Yellow Brigade,. Armed with state-of-the-art foam and led by Freddy ‘The Extinguisher’ Van der Pump(s), they attacked just after dawn. Alerted by a sympathizer, the desperados pulled off their most daring stunt to date and in a dramatic break for freedom hijacked an historic airliner.

According to reports from the C-47 helpline, the stolen aircraft is believed to be none other than the world-renowned ‘Fifi Kate! Having dared to flaunt the authority of the forces of law and order, FK conducted a spectacular fly-by and was last seen heading NNW climbing to FL 140. Confirming the authorities’ worst fears, it has been established from microwave intercepts set up by MI5.3 (reccurring) that two previously unidentified members of the gang are none other than the ‘Dastardly Dutch Duo’ – breakaway members of the Eindhoven Faction. This is a serious development!

Breaking News….our Highlands and Island correspondent has just sent word that a C-47, similar in appearance to Fifi Kate has been spotted on a wind-swept ramp at Wick in Caithness. Having been alerted to the possibility, it was expected that a crack anti-terrorist unit of the Highlands police would swoop to make an arrest. The chance was, however, missed as the constable concerned was otherwise occupied with a little old lady parked illegally on a double yellow! With the aircraft now grounded by weather, it would appear that this vicious gang of villains has yet again escaped the net….