"FIFI-KATE" Dakota C-47 DC3 Homeward Bound

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Wanted…Alive or Alive!


Have you seen these men? Under no circumstances should they be approached unless of course you are carrying a fully-loaded six-pack! Last reported being pursued across several international borders, this bunch of desperados has finally been tracked to a little-known airport in Holland. Dubbed the ‘Lelystad Six’ by the local media this dangerous, thoroughly scrupulous band including the notorious blogster ‘Captain Darling’ has resorted to extreme means in a desperate attempt to escape the lack of fire cover. Following a vicious attack on the general store in which the owner was subjected to painful puns and horrendous humour, the gang got away with a large quantity of consumables.

The accompanying photo gives some indication of the lengths to which this underclass will go to acquire calories! Shots from long distance surveillance cameras would suggest that the gang may be attempting a spectacular break-out as the arch aviator and villain known as ‘The Flying Dutchman’ has been spotted in several hazy images. Renowned for his Houdini-like escapes in C-47s it is anticipated that he and his accomplices (also believed to include the infamous painter ‘Admiral of the Rear’ as well as ‘Charlie the Cheeky Chappie’) will make their move on Tuesday when, faced with a possible pincer attack by the Lelystad foam tender and the rarely-seen fire officer they will have little option other than to take off in more ways than one!


An un-confirmed report from our Scottish correspondent Hamish MacHaggis would indicate that Wick – a well-known staging post for trans Atlantic fugitives – could be their next stop. Tune in same time tomorrow for an update to this unfolding drama…(FK News Inc.)

6 Comments:

  • she's a beautiful old bird.

    wishing you clear skies for the journey home.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:28 AM  

  • Good to see you on your way. Have a G-G-G-Great flight. I'll be watching your progress.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:43 AM  

  • Fifi-Kate landed at Wick in Scotland at 11.55 local time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:28 AM  

  • Have a save trip and lots of fun.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:30 PM  

  • when are you guys coming back??????

    just for mthe fun of it
    gr MAX
    hotel lelystad airport

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:21 AM  

  • Hi! Just want to say what a nice site. Bye, see you soon.
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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:38 PM  

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